Disclaimer: I dont own Arthur or The Simpsons.
“Children,” said Mr. Ratburn, “we have a new student joining us today.”
All the third-graders stared lazily at the rather short girl with pointy blond hair, a red dress, and a pearl necklace.
“Uh, my name is Lisa Simpson,” said the new girl. “I just moved here from Springfield.”
“Tell them what you like to do, Lisa,” Mr. Ratburn prompted her.
“Er, I like to play my saxophone, and collect Malibu Stacy dolls, and do homework, and fight for social causes.”
“Thank you, Lisa,” said Mr. Ratburn. “Are there any questions?”
Binky raised his hand. “Did you say you like to fight?”
“For social causes,” Lisa told him. “Like equality for women, and the liberation of Tibet.”
Buster put his hand up. “Are you an alien?”
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