In an effort to combat the spam problem I've installed an akismet mod, which should catch most of the spammy posts before they make it to the actual forum.
Whilst it's unlikely to occur, if you make a post and it gets put into a moderation queue please PM or e-mail me at email@example.com
me so I can fix it.
"Some questions are logically nonsensical because the querent thinks they know more than they do. A lot of these have the form 'How do I use X to accomplish Y?' There's nothing wrong with this, except that sometimes X is a chocolate-covered banana and Y is the integration of European currency systems."
— Mark-Jason Dominus