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« on: February 25, 2008, 10:19:51 am »
Scans your entire system for infections using our exclusive threat database that gets updated every single hour. Scanning is an easy 3-step process by the end of which your system will be clean of All spyware dangers.

  • Step One: We scan your system with our proprioetary tehnology designed to find all your sensitive files and encrypt them so we can ransom them from you overwrite your music collection with garbage for our masters at the RIAA find the viruses that are slowing down your computer
  • Step Two: Huh
  • Step Three: Profit! (for us!)
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« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2008, 10:32:57 am »
Best spam ever.
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I'm just a man, I'm not a hero
I'm just a boy who had to sing this song
I'm just a man, I'm not a hero
I - DON'T - CARE

We'll carry on
We'll carry on
Though you're dead and gone, believe me
Your memory will carry on
We'll carry on
And though you're broken and defeated
Your weary widow marches on.

- My Chemical Romance, "Welcome to the Black Parade"

Current status report: polishing up this thing
Word count: about 7000 words too much
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