It's Official.

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[Stretch Dude]

Come Season 15, Skinner and Krabappel will be strolling down the aisle. Frankly, I have mixed feelings. On the one hand, I'm happy, since I've been waiting and hoping for this episode for years. If anyone deserves some closure before the series ends, it's Seymour and Edna, and I'm glad they're getting it now instead of in some big, cheesy series finale that barely involves the Simpsons. On the other hand, I feel that I won't be truly satisfied with the episode unless Skinner finally tells his mother to shut the f*** up. I was hoping/expecting him to do it in "Special Edna", especially after what Agnes said regarding his feelings. Now I'm hoping/expecting him to say it this time around. GROW A SPINE, SEYMOUR!

[Mr. Plow]

LOL...Poor Seymour, surely she wouldn't try to ruin his wedding day...or would she?

Rev.Lovejoy: ...speak now or forever hold your..

Agnes: I'll give you reasons! You want them numbered or alphabetical?

Gasps are heard throughout the church.

Edna: (Flinging up her vail and walking sternly to the left of the Reverend.) I'll handle this...

With that she grabs the wandlike dispenser out of the holy water bucket and heads directly to Agnes.

Skinner: Oh lord, no!

Agnes: Bring it on, Sister!

Edna flicks the wand at Agnes and a volley of Holy water strikes her in the face, bringing forth a large cry from Agnes.

Edna: The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!

She flicks the wand again and again.

Agnes: Owww!!! Oh God, Owwww! Help me Seymour! Help Me!

Seymour tries to intercede between Edna and his mother.

Skinner: Edna, please...it's our wedding day! She's my mother!

Agnes: Owwww...(suddenly her crying stops) There you go, begging like the little wuss you are while your mother screams in pain...Your just a big sissy!

With his back to his mother, skinner grabs the wand from Edna and then his head turns completely around on his shoulders, a green glow in his eyes.

Skinner: (In Agnes's voice) SHUT THE F@$# UP MOTHER!

And with that, he turns his body around so that his arm is flinging holy water onto his now screaming mother while he kisses his new bride without having to see the look on his mother's face.


Sorry for being a bit grotesque, but that's how I feel about weddings.  

[Molloy the Catburglar]

Heh heh...

Yeah, I saw that news about next season.  I can't wait!  I hope they handle it well....if not, there will be a Reckoning.  And yes, I'm hoping that Skinny finally confronts old Agnes.

[Stancho]

Yikes. Yeah Skinner really should...say something not complimentary and in no way involving swearing, oh no. No way, no sir... :naughty:

[delta3030]

Agnes: This is cold as my love for you....  

[Karsten]

*LOL*@ Dana

Yes, I hope it's going to be a good episode. I'm a bit surprised, actually, I was expecting Skinner and Edna to remain engaged for the rest of the series (or at least for several seasons). Of course, it's much better this way...