A great episode, I agree. Homer's list of enemies was pretty funny. All the clues are there, so you could figure out who's trying to kill Homer (except for his name) before the episode ends. There isn't much for me to say that Sheana hasn't already said, so I'll just shut up now and list some of my favorite quotes like I always do.
[Chief Wiggum attempts to use the hand scanner to open the cell]
Computer: Access denied.
Wiggum: Aw, geez, I gotta use the fork.
[He pries the lock open with a fork and the doors open, revealing Sideshow Bob in lots and lots of restraints.]
Bart and Lisa: AHH! SIDESHOW BOB!!!
Bob: Please, we've been through so much together. Just call me Bob.
Bart and Lisa: AHH! BOB!!!
Bob: Now, I'll need 'round the clock access to the Simpson's home. And I'll need to monitor their everyday routines.
Homer: Why don't you just move in with us?
Bart: Dad! You'd risk my life to save yours?!
Homer: You'll understand when you have kids.
[Wiggum tapes a device to Bob's leg, then hands Bart a remote]
Wiggum: Now, if he even so much as looks at you funny, you can just press that button and zap him with a jolt of electricity. [to Bob] And don't even try to take it off! It's taped to your leg hairs!
Bob: How can one ordinary man have so many enemies?!
Homer: I'm a real people person... who drinks.
[Bob sets up a dummy Homer in the front yard, and the family watches from the bushes to see if the killer appears. Moe runs up and beats it with a bat.]
Moe: Ha! Now who's the sociopath, huh? [runs away]
Homer: I don't believe it!
Bob: And there you have it. Your killer is- wait a moment!
[Patty and Selma stop their car in front of the house and throw a cinderblock at the dummy, which knocks it's head off]
Selma: Yes! He's hurt! Floor it! [they speed away]
Marge: These aren't Homer's enemies! They're just friends and family who want to see him suffer!
[Groundskeeper Willie runs by and impales the dummy with a hoe, then Reverend Lovejoy starts kicking it in the crotch]
Lovejoy: Thank you, Lord! [kicks some more, then runs]
[Homer tackles the dummy and starts beating it]
Homer Ha ha! If I kill you, then
I'll be the real Homer!
Bob: [to the rest of the family] And none of this is strange to you?
[At the Mardis Gras celebration (of which Homer is King) the attempted killer flees on stilts, and Homer and Bob give chase. Jimbo and one of the other bullies (can't remember which one) walk by on stilts]
Homer: We need to commandeer these! Your King commands it!
Jimbo: Jesus is our only King!
There were so many great lines in this one.
