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« on: July 24, 2007, 01:56:02 pm »
BART: I'd never lend my name to an inferior product!

I actually kinda want that razor holder!
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« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2007, 12:41:17 am »
Eat my shorts cereal?  I know its not all that offensive, but still...and the blend of flavors doesn't sound appetizing to boot.
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« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2007, 10:07:32 am »
Same 'blend' as in a lot of cereals, actually, but over here the various breakfast cereal companies have latched on to the idea that people want to know their cereal is full of the 'natural goodness of corn, oats, rice and wheat', which they've nicknamed 'multigrain' as a marketing gimmick. 'Frosting' means that they've been glazed with a coating of syrup, not that they're covered in sugar like Frosties. They're like honey nut loops, or just about any other shaped cereal you care to imagine.
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« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2007, 11:13:08 am »
At least they didn't change the colour of the milk Smiley
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« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2007, 12:43:55 pm »
Anyone who has "Bart Simpson's Guide to Life", remember where Bart lists his favourite and least favourite cereals? I think I know in which list those shorts would go.

There's obviously an opening in the market for Malk.
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« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2007, 01:39:29 am »
 I think I recall a couple of years ago they came out with a "Chita" Homer. You can make green stuff grow out of his bald head.

 LOL! What will they come up with next.
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