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« on: December 06, 2002, 11:52:37 pm » |
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one of my favs was when homer was applying for the nuclear power plant....
Smithers: There is something wrong with the reactor. What do u do?
Homer: There's something wrong with the reactor?!?!?! we're all gonna die!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhh!!! *runs out of room*
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« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2002, 01:06:03 am » |
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hmmmm,I think the one would have to be when he is in Burn's castle in that "Dracula" paradoy....  Lisa: Mom Dad! Mr.Burn's is a vampire,and he has Bart! Homer: Oh Lisa,you and your stories,bart is a vampire,beer kills brain cells,now lets all go home to...that....place...where...are...beds...and t.v......is....... HEHEHEHEHE! |
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« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2002, 01:40:49 am » |
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lol nice......as soon as some more pop into my head (or i watch them  ) i'll post em |
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« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2002, 06:32:08 am » |
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Lots, but i can't remember the quotes :blush:
Well, one should be like..
%1) Two questions: 1)Where's the fife. 2)Gimme the fife.
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« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2002, 07:55:48 am » |
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I absolutely love the cellar stairs scene from "Bart the Mother": Bart put out the light bulb for breeding the eggs and Homer falls down the stairs several times, along with more than one "D'oh!". |
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« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2002, 08:19:45 am » |
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There are tons of good homer stuff since the 1. - 10. season! Here something: Homer: Marge, do you respect my intelligence? Marge: [long pause] Yes. Homer: OK. [turns over] Wait a minute...why did it take you so long to say yes? Marge: [long pause] No reason. Homer: OK. [turns over] Wait a minute...are you humoring me? Marge: [long pause] [resigned] Yes. Homer: OK. [turns over] Wait a minute...that's bad! |
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« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2002, 08:31:57 am » |
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Oh oh, another hilarious bit... i just saw Duffless The scene ain the kitchen that goes something like this. HOMER: Well, time to go to work! HOMER'S BRAIN: He he.. they don't know i'll snatch out earlier and go to the duff brewery tour. HOMER: Roll in at 9, punch out at 5, that's the plan! HOMER'S BRAIN: Great, they don't suspect a thing. HOMER: ... HOMER'S BRAIN:Well, to the plant! HOMER: Then to the Duff brewery. ¬.¬ HOMER'S BRAIN: Wait, did i say that or did i just thought it? HOMER: I gotta think of a lie fast! MARGE: Homer, are you going to the Duff brewery? HOMER: Waaaugh! *runs away* |
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« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2002, 05:48:16 pm » |
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Homer: hello...my name is mr. burns...i believe u have a letter for me. PostOffice: Ok mr. burns wat's your first name? Homer: I....don't know.... |
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« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2002, 06:07:59 pm » |
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Marge: Well, Homer, maybe you can get some consolation in the fact that something you created is making so many people happy. Homer: [sickly sweet] Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! [leaves the room, slamming the door] [pokes his head back in] Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic. [closes the door] *ROFL* |
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« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2002, 03:30:22 am » |
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Kent Brockman: homer...organized labor has been called a lumbering dinosaur.
Homer: *screams*
Kent Brockman: uhh...my director is telling me not to talk to you anymore.
Homer: WAHHOOOOOO!!!
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« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2002, 01:29:58 pm » |
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They are at Flander's beach house and Homer wears a welcome mat over his "You Know what" area,as he runs out to the beach we hear him say hello to someone and pretty soon the police sirens and lights are flashing and going off. LOL.....NOT ONLY DID HE DO SOMETHING STUPID! BUT IT WAS ILLEGAL!!!!!! good ole homer.... |
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« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2002, 03:19:47 pm » |
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LMAO
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« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2002, 01:48:31 am » |
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One of my favorites is when he's in the quick sand.
"And now I'll pull my hands out with my face."
I also like the way he understood Marge's directions.
"Cat in the furnace. Got it."
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« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2002, 03:49:15 am » |
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Well, it was a tar pit, but I agree. That was just so plain stupid.
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« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2002, 07:19:46 am » |
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In America, first you get the sugar. Then you get the power. Then you get the women! - Homer Simpson |
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