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« Reply #15 on: December 09, 2002, 07:09:11 pm » |
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Homer: Son remember wat vincent lombardi said!! if u lose.....ur out of the family.
Marge:Homer!! (punches him in the arm)
Homer: Ow.....
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"Those unforgettable days, for them, I live." -Omoikane
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« Reply #16 on: December 09, 2002, 07:14:32 pm » |
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I can't live the button-down life like you Marge! I want it all! The dizzying heights, the terrifying lows, the creamy middles! Sure I might offend some of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musky odors. I'll never be the darling of the so-called City Fathers, who cluck their tounges, stroke their beards, and ask "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"
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As you step inside to take a closer look, a voice cries out from behind you, "SKINNER! Why is the school in a state of infinity?" |
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« Reply #17 on: December 09, 2002, 07:53:37 pm » |
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One of my all-time favorite Homer quotes is from that episode with the sugar bit... HOMER: Zzzz....First you get de sugah, den you get de powah, den you get da wimmen...  |
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 Trace said he didn't see himself as an icon, but wanted to be a logo. Frank settled for being a font.--MST3K interview Peter Grant: I'm the manager of Led Zeppelin! Bob Dylan: I don't come to you with my problems. |
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« Reply #18 on: December 10, 2002, 02:27:40 pm » |
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That is one of my favorite episodes...So many great quotes. |
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 I've heard that guy's an idiot. |
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« Reply #19 on: December 11, 2002, 04:15:26 pm » |
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HOMER: Look, Marge, you don't know what it's like. I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order! You're out of order. The whole freaking system is out of order! You want the truth? You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth! 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it, Marge! It's Chinatown!
MARGE: Homer, don't ever tell them personal stuff about me again!
HOMER: (meekly) Yes, ma'am.
Or this one...
MR. BURNS: We don't have to be adversaries, Homer. We both want a fair union contract.
HOMER: (thinking) Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?
MR. BURNS: And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
HOMER: (thinking) Wait a minute. Is he coming onto me?
MR. BURNS: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?
HOMER: (thinking) My God! He is coming onto me!
MR. BURNS: After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows. (chuckle) (wink)
HOMER: (thinking) Aah! (out loud) Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!
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What flows from me nose does not go on the clothes.
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« Reply #20 on: December 11, 2002, 05:23:21 pm » |
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That episode, too. |
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I've heard that guy's an idiot. |
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« Reply #21 on: December 11, 2002, 06:35:47 pm » |
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HOMER: Look, Marge, you don't know what it's like. I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order! You're out of order. The whole freaking system is out of order! You want the truth? You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth! 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it, Marge! It's Chinatown!
MARGE: Homer, don't ever tell them personal stuff about me again!
HOMER: (meekly) Yes, ma'am.
Or this one...
MR. BURNS: We don't have to be adversaries, Homer. We both want a fair union contract.
HOMER: (thinking) Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?
MR. BURNS: And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
HOMER: (thinking) Wait a minute. Is he coming onto me?
MR. BURNS: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?
HOMER: (thinking) My God! He is coming onto me!
MR. BURNS: After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows. (chuckle) (wink)
HOMER: (thinking) Aah! (out loud) Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no! *ROFL* Great!!!! |
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« Reply #22 on: December 12, 2002, 02:22:41 am » |
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Both very good quotes, alright. "It's Chinatown!"
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WELSH: What the hell was that?
FRASER: The sound of a grown man squealing in a manner not becoming a member of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
WELSH: Oh, Turnbull.
-"Mountie Sings the Blues," due SOUTH
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« Reply #23 on: December 13, 2002, 01:38:03 am » |
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LOL,the "Is Mr. Burns coming on to me....?" quote will possibly be my most favorite Simpson's quote of all time....no doubt in my mind about it!
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« Reply #24 on: December 17, 2002, 12:04:54 pm » |
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I like when Marge attempts to homeschool Bart, and Homer keeps driving into the garage. I like the ones you guys already mentioned. "Impeach Churchill!" |
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Retrospecticus: Immortalizing Your Awkward Phase
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« Reply #25 on: December 17, 2002, 03:23:01 pm » |
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*beatboxing*
i'm mister plow and im' here to say i'm the plowinest guy in the USA,
I have a big plow and i move alot of things,
and i'll tip your cow if u have one...
i love it
Marge: let's take time to remember a legend..
Homer: *thinking* yah legend of the dog-faced women...
*Out Loud* ha ha ha!!! legend of the dog faced women...
Marge:HOMER!!
Homer:heh wat the!!....DOH!
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