Health and gambling

Topic: Yu-Gi-Oh - the gentleman's game

Users: @Alexander @gkscotty {@Graham[writing]} @SuzyQ Beb Chris Enhas fellranger Mr_Snake Terry

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[Travolta789]

Tramadol hydrochloride is a centrally acting analgesic. The chemical name for tramadol hydrochloride is (±)cis-2- [(dimethylamino)methyl]-1-(3-methoxyphenyl) cyclohexanol hydrochloride. The molecular weight of tramadol hydrochloride is 299.8.
Tramadol is indicated for the management of moderate to moderately severe pain.
{TOM: Ohh, they have spam science now.
CROW: Is any of this true?
MIKE: Since it's still spam, I doubt it.}
Alprazolam
Antidepressant
Xanax tablets contain alprazolam which is a triazolo analog of the 1, 4 benzodiazepine class of central nervous system-active compounds.
{MIKE: I could go for some antidepressant right now after reading this...
TOM: No Mike!  That's how they suck you in!}
LEVITRA® is an oral therapy for the treatment of erectile dysfunction
{TOM: <lawyer> Nice use of the ®.
CROW: Mike, why is John Travolta peddling spam now?
MIKE: Hard to say, Crow, hard to say...}
Valium (Diazepam)
Diazepam is indicated for the management of anxiety disorders or for the short-term relief of the symptoms of anxiety. Anxiety or tension associated with the stress of everyday life usually does not require treatment with an anxiolytic.
{ALL: <singing> Ah, ah, ah, spamming alive!}
Weight loss
Phentermine
Each phentermine hydrochloride capsule contains phentermine hydrochloride, 30 mg (equivalent to 24 mg Phentermine).
{CROW: 30mg is equal to 24mg?  That's some interesting maths there...
MIKE: (points below) Probably why he's about to talk about gambling problems next.
TOM: <Travolta789> Put it all on 30!  I got a feeling about that number!
MIKE: <croupier> Black 24.
TOM: <Travolta789> Hmm... this gives me an idea...}
The D'Alembert system: (Money management betting systems, gambling systems.)
Negative progression and insurance system.
This is a mixture of Martingale and Insurance systems. Bets are raised one unit after each losing bet and lowered one unit after each winning bet. The sequence and amount raised or lowered can be varied to suit particular games and odds.
* Negative progression betting systems: You increase the bet when you lose. Require more capital and usually employed to force a winning outcome following a losing streak. (Nerve-wracking, very painful when you lose. Avoid these systems if you can.)
* Insurance betting systems: You decrease the amount of your bet when you win, usually following a high initial bet or following short 'let-it-ride' progressive wins. (Play it safe. A good compromise.)
{MIKE: Play it safe!  Don't bet in the first place!
TOM: Where's the ® after "The D'Alembert System"?  Does this mean I can claim this as my own?
MIKE: It's spam Tom.  Do you really want it?
TOM: Oh, good point.}
Viagra
{MIKE: Just to remind you that it is spam...
CROW: Offer only valid if you haven't spent your money gambling!}